THE RETREAT, RETREAT
TULUM, ACTUALLY
by Jenni Maroney
by Jenni Maroney
You've been sitting on this idea for a while now - the retreat you know you're supposed to host, the one people would actually pay for. This is where it stops being a note in your phone and starts being a business.
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And now we're going to make the turn. This is the moment they stop seeing your offer as a nice idea and start seeing it as exactly what they've been looking for. Give them one bold statement that reframes this experience as something they don't just want - but something they're finally ready for.
Keep it confident, specific, and impossible to scroll past.
Keep it confident, specific, and impossible to scroll past.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
STOP EXPLAINING IT. MAKE THEM WANT IT.
ENOUGH THINKING ABOUT IT.
LET'S BUILD the D𓇼MN
OFFERS now.
OFFERS now.
You know more than you're giving yourself credit for. You've built something real, people already ask you for your advice, and somewhere in the back of your mind you know a retreat is the next move. But every time you sit down to plan it, you hit the same wall.
You don't need another vision board. You need someone to sit across from you and build the thing, out loud, with you.
You don't need another vision board. You need someone to sit across from you and build the thing, out loud, with you.
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Real words from the guest book
Real words from the guest book
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I'm ready now, actually
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tulum days, actually
THIS IS
WHAT YOU CAME FOR.
WHAT YOU CAME FOR.
Now is where you picture yourself already there. Not a list of times and logistics — the feeling of each day. Waking up with the sunlight, long lunches, and evenings that end in stories you didn't expect to tell.
Body — paragraph 2: Specific details create trust. When you can picture yourself inside it, saying yes starts to feel inevitable.
Body — paragraph 2: Specific details create trust. When you can picture yourself inside it, saying yes starts to feel inevitable.
The work starts here, IN TALUM WITH YOU.
YOUR BUILD LOG
the villa
Some of this you won't plan for - it just happens.
A rooftop pool at golden hour. A stranger from day one who feels like an old friend by day four.
return
You won't leave the same way you arrived.
Final build day: sales page, application, launch plan. Your retreat isn't a concept anymore — it's live and open for enrollment.
GATHER
where strangers start FEELING like old friends.
Long lunches. Feedback in real time. By now the group isn't just watching each other build — they're pushing each other forward.
DISCOVER
The day slows down
on purpose.
on purpose.
Mornings on the rooftop. Positioning, pricing, and the transformation you're actually selling — this is where the idea gets edges.
ARRIVE
The beginning always feels a little cinematic.
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LET’S MAKE SURE THIS IS ACTUALLY FOR YOU.
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This experience
IS for you if:
This experience
IS for you if:
𓇼 You already have a business, and people already ask for your advice
𓇼 You've got a retreat idea and you're finally ready to build it, not just think about it
𓇼 You want a revenue stream that isn't tied to trading more hours for more clients
𓇼 You're ready to decide based on where you're going, not what you're afraid of
𓇼 You've got a retreat idea and you're finally ready to build it, not just think about it
𓇼 You want a revenue stream that isn't tied to trading more hours for more clients
𓇼 You're ready to decide based on where you're going, not what you're afraid of
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This is probably NOT for you if:
This is probably NOT for you if:
ㄨ You want inspiration without ever implementing anything
ㄨ You're looking for a beach vacation with a business write-off attached
ㄨ You've hosted retreats before and still think it's about finding the right venue
ㄨ You're not ready to launch - you just want to "explore the idea" a while longer
ㄨ You're looking for a beach vacation with a business write-off attached
ㄨ You've hosted retreats before and still think it's about finding the right venue
ㄨ You're not ready to launch - you just want to "explore the idea" a while longer
𓇼𓇼𓇼𓇼𓇼
Real words from the guest book
Real words from the guest book
"Short punchy quote goes here."
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"Short punchy quote goes here."
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MEET YOUR HOSt
OH HEY! I'M Jenni Maroney
YOUR HOST
YOUR HOST
I've generated millions from digital offers, coaching programs, and retreats — and I've tested everything I teach in my own business first. I don't do theory. I build what converts, then I teach it. Five days, one villa, and I'll build yours with you — live.
EVERYTHING THAT'S
WAITING FOR YOU, INCLUDED
WAITING FOR YOU, INCLUDED
THE RECEIPTS
INCLUDES
VALUE
Private accommodations at a luxury villa (4 nights)
$4,000
Daily chef-prepared meals + welcome dinner
$2,000
Your retreat sales page, built on a premium website template
$3,000
Application + checkout, fully built and ready to accept RSVPs
$2,000
Launch email sequence + social media content, written and built
$2,500
1:1 hot-seat coaching + real-time feedback
$4,000
TOTAL VALUE
$17,500
Just wait...
there's a little more.
there's a little more.
1:1 Blueprint Call before the retreat-$1,000 value
1:1 Blueprint Call before the retreat-$1,000 value
Full sales page + application swipe file
Lifetime alumni community access
TOTAL VALUE WITH BONUSES: $21,500
YOUR INVESTMENT: $IOK
Because details matter, actually...
select payment
one payment of $10k →
two payments of $5k →
KLARNA PLAN $450/MO →
THIS IS THE PART
WHERE YOU SAY YES.
WHERE YOU SAY YES.
THE PLOT TWIST?
TEN SPOTS
Once the room's full, it's full.
RSVPs reviewed on a rolling basis.
RSVPs reviewed on a rolling basis.
Private room, 4 nights at Caan Estate
Every piece of your retreat, built live
1:1 coaching + real-time feedback
A launched, open-for-enrollment retreat
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Real words from the guest book
Real words from the guest book
"Short punchy quote goes here."
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"Short punchy quote goes here."
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name a.
"Short punchy quote goes here."
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THINGS YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING.
FAQS
What if I've never hosted a retreat before?
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Perfect — you won't have to unlearn anything. Half the room will be first-timers, building right alongside you.
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What if I already hosted one and it barely broke even?
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Even better. You'll finally understand why — and it's almost never the venue that was the problem.
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What if I don't know what to charge?
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That's built live, day one, with the room. You'll leave with a real number and the math behind it.
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What if no one applies to my retreat after this?
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Positioning and messaging — not luck — is what fills a retreat. You'll leave with both, tested against real feedback.
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Is this actually going to feel like a vacation?
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No. It's going to feel like the most productive five days of your year, in a beautiful place.
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Do I need a passport, and how far out should it be valid?
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Yes — a valid passport, and we recommend it doesn't expire before July 2027.
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What if I'm nervous about traveling internationally alone?
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Normal, and you won't be alone once you land — nine other women, same charter bus, full week together.
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ONE LAST THING.
SAY YES TO TULUM.
SAY YES TO TULUM.
TULUM LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
Ten women. One villa in Tulum. Five days, January 11–15, 2027. You come with an idea. You leave with a retreat that's already open for enrollment. Once the room's full, it's full.
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